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NIBBLED ON MY EAR MATERNITY TEE

¥3,343 JPY

Logic was present—until it suddenly wasn't. "He nibbled on my ears and my brain shut off" delivers an honest, hilarious breakdown of the exact moment critical thinking left the room. Part of the viral "How Did I Get Pregnant?" collection, this tee turns intimate vulnerability into unapologetic, laugh-out-loud comedy. Cut from ultra-soft, breathable cotton with generous stretch to comfortably drape over your growing bump, it’s the ultimate statement piece for moms-to-be who own their story with pure confidence and humor.

Why Having This Quote on the Tee Matters:

  • Unfiltered, Relatable Comedy: Blends playful romance with raw comedic truth, turning the universal "how did this happen" question into an instant crowd-pleaser.

  • Baby Shower & Photo Ready: Makes an unforgettable conversation starter for pregnancy reveal shoots, casual date nights, baby showers, or weekend brunches.

  • Flattering Everyday Comfort: Features side-ruched tailoring and flexible fabric designed to adapt through every stage of pregnancy without losing shape.

Blame the moment, wear the confession, and own the bump with a grin. Grab yours today and bring effortless humor to your maternity style.

Select color: Solid Black Blend

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

NIBBLED ON MY EAR MATERNITY TEE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
25
18
M
25
20
L
26
22
XL
27
24
2XL
28
26

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.