CABERNET RECIPE MATERNITY TEE

¥3,368 JPY

Some recipes yield dinner, while others result in a nursery and a diaper subscription. "A recipe called for 2 consenting adults and a glass of Cabernet" brings sharp, mature, and sophisticated comedy to the unpredictable journey of parenthood. Anchored under the signature "HOW DID I GET PREGNANT?" banner, this tee turns a cozy date night backstory into an unapologetic, laugh-out-loud statement. Printed on premium, breathable combed cotton with an easy-draping fit, it provides all-day comfort whether you're rocking it through pregnancy milestones or wearing it as a hilarious casual tee with jeans.

Why Having This Quote on the Tee Matters:

  • Witty & Grown-Up Humor: Replaces cheesy baby tropes with clever, self-aware adult comedy about how the best surprises usually begin.

  • Unforgettable Story Starter: Delivers immediate laughs at pregnancy reveals, couples' baby showers, anniversary getaways, or casual girls' nights out.

  • Versatile Everyday Cut: Balances sharp typography with soft, durable fabric that flatters comfortably through every trimester and transitions easily into postpartum casual wear.

Own the recipe, laugh off the chaos, and wear the story with pride. Grab yours today to add smart, grown-up comedy to your collection.

Select color: Solid Black Blend

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.