"The Math" Funny Maternity Tee
Sometimes the pregnancy math is shockingly simple. Featuring the cheeky breakdown—" Ingredients: 1 bottle of wine + 0 self-control = diapers in a couple of months"—this tee delivers real, relatable humor for expecting moms who love to keep it authentic. Cut from ultra-soft, breathable cotton with plenty of give to comfortably flatter a growing bump, it takes the classic, bewildered question of "How Did I Get Pregnant?" and answers it with pure comedic relief.
Why Wearing This Quote Matters:
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Instant Icebreaker & Laughter: Pregnancy can come with fatigue, mood shifts, and morning sickness; wearing unapologetic humor lightens the mood at baby showers, gender reveals, or casual family outings.
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Relatable Honesty: Strips away the overly sentimental tropes to celebrate the hilarious, real-life chaos of starting a family.
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Comfort Meets Style: Pairs a relaxed, stretchy fit that accommodates your changing body with a bold typography graphic that looks great layered under zip hoodies or worn solo with leggings.
Embrace the chaotic journey into parenthood with a grin. Grab yours today to show off the bump and give everyone in the room a well-deserved laugh.
More details
- Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 32 singles
- Soft fabric
- Women's relaxed fit
- V-neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HDIGP
- Email: contact@support.hdigp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"The Math" Funny Maternity Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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25
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18
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M
|
25
|
20
|
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L
|
26
|
22
|
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XL
|
27
|
24
|
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2XL
|
28
|
26
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