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PROMISED TO HIT THE BRAKES MATERNITY TEE

139,01 kr. DKK

Somebody clearly missed the stop sign. "He promised to hit the brakes before the intersection" is a laugh-out-loud, tongue-in-cheek pregnancy reveal tee that turns the age-old question of "How did I get pregnant?" into clever automotive humor. Designed with a flattering, ultra-soft maternity cut that gently hugs and grows with your baby bump, this shirt delivers the perfect dose of playful sarcasm for baby showers, gender reveals, ultrasound appointments, or casual weekend wear.

Why Having This Funny Maternity Tee Is a Great Thing:

  • Instant Icebreaker & Laughter: Pregnancy comes with aches, cravings, and chaos—this tee brings instant humor to the journey, keeping things lighthearted and relatable for everyone who sees it.

  • Clever "B4U" Storytelling: Subtly plays on the core theme of planning versus reality, turning a familiar driving metaphor into a hilarious real-life punchline.

  • Memorable Photo-Op Favorite: Makes an unforgettable outfit for social media announcements, couples' maternity photoshoots, and baby shower gifts that actually get laughs instead of polite smiles.

Embrace the bump, call out the driver, and celebrate the journey with a sense of humor. Grab yours today to add some well-deserved fun to your maternity rotation.

Select color: Solid Black Blend

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

PROMISED TO HIT THE BRAKES MATERNITY TEE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
25
18
M
25
20
L
26
22
XL
27
24
2XL
28
26

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.