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HIDDEN HALF-BOTTLE OF TEQUILA MATERNITY TEE

CHF 17.53

Mystery solved, culprit found. It wasn’t fate, and it definitely wasn’t carefully tracked calendar dates—it was that half bottle of tequila tucked away behind the marinara jar on a random Tuesday night. "How Did I Get Pregnant? We found a half-bottle of tequila hidden behind the pasta sauce" tells the unvarnished, hilarious backstory with zero filter. Cut in a classic, comfortable fit with sharp retro typography, this shirt owns the real reason with an unapologetic sense of humor for anyone who knows exactly which bad decision started it all.

Why Having This Quote on the Tee Matters:

  • Specific, Narrative Comedy: Moves past generic pregnancy jokes to deliver a vivid, cinematic punchline that immediately gets laughs from anyone who’s ever cleaned out a pantry.

  • Perfect for Low-Key Celebrations: Ideal for casual baby showers, anniversary get-togethers, dinner parties, or funny photo announcements that keep things light and real.

  • Everyday Wearable Fun: Balances soft, durable cotton comfort with a cheeky confession, giving moms and couples a badge of honor for the chaotic story that brought them here.

Stop asking questions when the evidence was in the cupboard the whole time. Grab yours today and let the pantry take the blame.

Select color: Solid Black Blend

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

HIDDEN HALF-BOTTLE OF TEQUILA MATERNITY TEE Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
S
25
18
M
25
20
L
26
22
XL
27
24
2XL
28
26

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.